A Man and His Cape

Spoiler Alert: This post has nothing to do with food and everything to do with lust.

My youngest daughter, Leah, suggested I make my blog posts more “edgy” in order to achieve world domination in “blog land.” Apparently, sex sells. Who knew?

I considered blogging about the booty craze, but since there’re only so many things you can say about Kim Kardashian’s ass, or anyone’s ass, for that matter, I decided to focus on something that’s actually crazy, sexy, hot—the cape—for men.

I’m not taking about some metro-sexual, silky, Dracula cape with a high fussy collar, I’m talking about rocking a cape “Jon Snow” style—wooly…and mammoth.

When a man wears a manly, leathery, wooly cape he becomes irresistable to women.  He becomes a slayer, a seducer, a mac-truck amongst men.

With the fifth season of Game of Thrones on the horizon, we’re all going to need more than a few cold showers to deal with the bastard son of the late Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell, Jon Snow, and rightfully so—his cape is impressive.

A steward in the Night’s Watch, Jon can rock a skirt or a cape and still leave us breathless. He makes us want to be a wilding—willing to do the wild thing.

When a man dons a cape his lips becomes pouty, his hair tousled and his eyes— coal to light your fire.

Jon and the Wilding girl we will become

White Walker (in need of a few fillers)

Under the spell of the cape, women are willing to risk their lives fighting white-walkers in sub-Artic conditions in  the hope that Jon, or any cape-clad man, will take them under his wing…I mean his cape.

The revival of this fashion trend, will make Fifty Shades of Grey  a thing of the past (thank God) because when a man wears a cape, women are putty in his hands.

And Ladies, this one’s for you…

Gentleman—visit your local “capery” today. It may be the best purchase you’ll ever make.